"I reckon Anglicare is Irish." - J

"Sanitarium is Seventh Day Adventist." - Lionel
"That's it. I'm never eating Sanitarium again." - Stu
"Why?! You eat pagan cereal." - Mark E.

"I've never gotten into my pyjamas. Never." - Geno

"SphincTOR!" - Janet
"Lord of the Ring." - Janet's Dad

"If I was a girl, I'd make myself skirts." - Stu

"The last 'S' stands for Jesus." - Lila

"Air drums are the best, coz you can have all these great sounds in your head and you're like "I'm a sick drummer!"" - Jono D.

"Doesn't it suck when the one pillar of your argument is staring you right in my face?" - Jono D.