"Why do you know people who do really stupid things?!" - Keren

"Can you massage my arm, Jono?" - Ryan
"How do you want me to do it?" - Jono
"Less girly." - Ryan

"I can't believe how wet and dirty my pants are right now." - Jono

"I'd hate to think what I would be like if I wasnt a Christian" - Stu
"I know I wouldnt be here" - Clint
"I might be here, but you would be asleep, and I would be taking your TV" - Eltham