"Lucky we don't have to break eggs at work - otherwise I'd be a really bad doctor!" - Megan

"How come I'm not asleep yet?" - Doug

"It's just like the different elephants of Christianity" - Steve Bell

"I thought they were going to say 'hash browns'… But I s'pose cash bribes’ll get you hash browns… as long as you get there before 10:30." - Saru