"In general, most cats acknowledge me as lord and master, but your cat just runs away." - Eltham

"At least I'm not a Sith." - Matt A.

"What was that? I was too busy paying him out - I missed it." - Mark E.

"Why do you want caffeine? It'll make you stupid!" - Saru's Mum

"MOTHOR! Lord of the maternal!" - Jonnie

“The only thing that I’ve ever punched that made my hand hurt was…” - Janet
“Me? Coz of my muscles?” - Jonnie