"I haven't even ironed them yet." - Susan
"What? Your eyebrows?" - Susan's Mum

"People love angle parking - they really do - because it's SO luxurious." - Ryan

"I'd like to have a seperate identity from all of Janet's possesions." - Zen Master Sloth

"Medium McOz meal. You gave me the medium - I'll give you that." - Janet
"And the Mc!" - Lila

"I've totally figured it out! When I'm having something savoury, I need a sweet drink, and when I'm having something savoury, I need a sweet drink." - Saru

"Wait a minute! I'm Turnor - Lord of the curves!" - Sim

"Yeah, I'd buy him a beer if he was 18... And if the beers weren't free." - Mark E.

"Have you finished molesting me yet?!" - Saru

"Freakin' hipsters!" - Sim
"No good when you don't have any hips." - Speed

"Ahh, money. It's easily earned again." - Saru
"Not by me!" - Janet
"Nor by me." - Simon
"Alright! By ME!" - Saru

"...everything that comes from a pig. Ham, pork, bacon, eggs...." - Richard Chin

"Grrr. Garrr. Out of my way Doug or I'll lay you down. Grrrr." - Ross

"What are you doing, idiot cat?!" - Janet's Dad

"I want to go to someplace warm and tropical, and eat mangoes till I'm sick." - Speedy

"Oops. There goes the cake. Uh, there goes my car!" - Janet

"What's a bug? I mean, what's a robot?" - Janet's Mum

"It is important that he (Paul) was an apostle - coz then he had more authority than the other false teachers." - Mark E.

"I have no home." - Janet

"I'll move the shredder." - Janet
"Stinkin' shredder. Why is it that shredder's always the bad guy?" - Saru

"Who wants to sit on the crack?!" - Sal