"Ethernet, eirr-eeeiiirrrrrr!!" - Janet
"You goon." - Saru

"I've only been studying the upper body, haven't reached the lower body yet." - Zorba

"Uh, logged in... How do I log out?" - Janet
"The logout button." - Saru

"The reason you can't get cable is coz cable isn't laid in Wollongong." - Saru

"Last syllable of the last name ends in opposite of girl." - Mark E.
"Boy!" - Random Joe
"Older." - Mark E.
"Man." - Random Joe
"Yep." - Mark E.
"How many syllables in the last name?" - Random Joe
"Aw, like a thousand!" - Mark E.

"Is it expensive?" - Janet
"Um, uh, well... Depends on the price." - Saru

"I mean, would you really want to be picked up by some scary freakazoid?!" - Saru

"Ah, it's SO Friday..." - Saru
"Yeah? I don't even know what day it is." - Janet
"It's Friday." - Saru

"Instant is nothing like real coffee. It's like getting methodone when you could be having heroin." - Pakman

"I don't know what you would define them as; but they're for sad people." - Tim S

"Who wants a carrotassage?!" - Simon

"Woo. No back seat action for me." - Sally

"How do you be so snort?!" - Janet's Mum

"Maybe *I* should be a girl in engineering." - Eltham
"You'll get hit on... especially with hair like that." - Mark E.

"Mmm... Roast grandma." - Saru

"You should cut it up on a glass slab, use the blade to scrape up the powder, and snort it with a straw." - Janet's Dad
*snort* - Janet
"UP YOUR NOSE!!!" - Janet's Mum