"Mildew has no respect for national borders." - Sandy

"So you're saying that the Poo Particles Penetrate the Pants?!" - Tien

"Do you want some strawberries and ice cream?" - John

"No, thanks." - Janet

"Good. Because there's bugger-all ice cream left!" - John

"It's supposed to be bogan grind rock." *plays bass riff over programmed drum track* - Sim

"I think you've just created your own genre there, Simon. Congratulations." - Mark

"Setting goals is the first step to failure." - Eltham

"What if it's really boring?? What if it's like watching paint boil???" - Jac

"Oh man! I would kill everyone here for a bit of warmth... and I mean EVERYONE!" - Ebrahim

"Don't forget - the queen of thingy is a blaaaaack bitch!" - Gita

"Aah, my rabbit just about removed my nipple last night." - Simon

"Get schnit-faced." - Naomi

"The ONLY good thing Maradona's EVER done for ANYBODY was score two goals in 1986." - Alamin

"What do you reckon, Pablo?" - Others

"Wellll... It's an opinion..." - Pablo

"I wish my Wii was mod'ed." - Naomi